If Disclaimer means read this first kind of thing, then what is Disclaim? Is there such thing as Disclaim, Disclaimed. Since there is a DisclaimER. "She Disclaims" "I Disclaim" The Disclaim looks so weird on top, don't ya think? Why am I saying this. I should be saying something else. ANNYWAYYYY, ENJOY! :D

Before we set off for camp we had a Personal Grooming Workshop that rocked the house down! Hehe sorry I'm trying to talk weirdly. The instructor's name was Gina or something. Yeah. She taught us how to sit, stand and have style and grace. Then she also taught us how to apply facial wash, how to see whether you have dirt on your face, this and that and this and that. Ladylike stuff. Then she gave us some cream thing and you have to get into pairs. One person will be the beautician and the other person will be the model. The beautician gets the cream and then applies it on the face of the model. I was the beautician and I did circular motion stuff on Model. Fun la. Then we took our sleeping bags, our camping bags and did the thing they always do on chinese shows. You know the type of the people go on holiday, then before they go they will always say," Wo men Chu fa le!" Yeah that's what we did. I thought the place(MOE Changi Coast Adventure Centre) would be quite far away from our school but noooo! Actually it was quite near. Ok I'm lazy. Update next time.




WARNING! BEFORE PROCEEDING, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU SEE A POST TITLED I HATE YOU SERIES TRAILER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE READING THIS OR ANY OF THE OTHER PARTS!

This day was the day which I had a short argument with her. Since most hotels give you the hotel notepaper or something we had to tear off one piece for each person then write which place you liked best and which place you disliked the most. YKW wanted to do it TOGETHER. Halfway through when I was thinking what reasons to put for my What I Like YKW wanted to go and repack her luggage.

Y: Eh wait, I want to go and repack my luggage now.

M: K lor.

Y: Don't do yet! Wait for me!

M: -sighs-

Y: OEI! CAN YOU CLEAR UP THE TABLE OR NOT! SO MESSY! I THINK YOUR CAMERA CHARGE FINISH ALREADY, CAN YOU TAKE IT OUT AND PACK IT IN YOUR LUGGAGE?

M: *continues doing the what i like what i dislike thing*

Y: OEI! I AM TALKING TO YOU!

Y: *pushes my head to the side like I'm an idiot*

M: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Y: Can you at least answer my question?!?!

M: OI, I'm busy now, I cannot multitask and answer your question!

Y: YAH but at least you can just say 'okay' or something right?!

M: *sighs* OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!(draggy voice)

Y: You say it like I'm very irritating like that!

M: 'Cuz you are.

-Y CRIES, HOPING TO WIN SYMPATHY FROM ME-

-M DOESN'T CARE! CONTINUES WRITING-

Y: Am I really very irritating?(in a crycry voice)

M: Ya.

Y: It's because I want you to just answer my question!!!

M: EH, SOMETIMES I AM BUSY, I DONT WANT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!

Y: Then just say OK la!

M: You not so important, why must I answer your questions even when I am very busy?

Y: *SPEECHLESS*

-Y PLOPS HERSELF ON MY BED AND CONTINUES WRITING-

-M FEELS LIKE ASKING HER TO GET OFF-

-Y IS A KPO AND WANTS TO SEE WHAT M WRITES-

Y: Show me what you write.

M: NO! I'm NOT FINISHED!

Y: At least just show me now!

-M FOLDS THE PAPER A BIT-

Y: Why I cannot see?

M: BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FINISH!

Y: What you haven't finish?

M: THE what I dislike la!

-Y starts playing the nice guy, using her actions to hint to me that I'm mean for shouting at her-

Y: Give me the itinerary, I give you suggestions!

-Y DID NOT ASK FOR PERMISSION, GRABS THE ITINERARY(which belongs to me)-

Y: Write Qianmen Ancient Street la!

M: Ah, good, then what reason?

Y: You got nothing to buy there.

M: Ok.

-M WRITES-

Y: Now since you finish already, show me.

-Y snatches my paper away-

Y: You write the 'buy' like 'bug'

M: So?

Y: Its like I had nothing to bug.

M: I don't care.

Note: The multitask thing was fake. I can multitask, I just can't be bothered to answer her stupid question.

Seriously man...do you have the same camera brand? You don't! So stop acting smart and telling me when the camera has finished charging. You only saw this camera when I brought it. So how can you be so familiar? How you know when it stops charging? Its something like telling me:

Eh, you poo finish already!

How would you know? So if you don't know, then stop acting smart.

The End of I Hate You Series

When we went to Qianmen Ancient Street there was a McDonalds there and we could go in to buy ICE CREAM! We could buy sundae and mcflurry.

M: Eh, what you buying?

Y: SUNDAE LAH!!!

M: You not buying Mcflurry ar?

Y: *sighs damn loudly* MC..FLURRY..CANNOT..BUY!!!!!

Suddenly teacher was talking and we heard something about mcflurry can buy or something.

M: There! Can!

Y: HOW I KNOW?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Walao! Last time you went to 'THERE!' me I didn't say anything then now I give you a taste of your own medicine and yet you still make noise about it when I didn't!!

To be continued......

The next part will be the final part for this series.

On Tuesday she had some type of sore throat which I had a few days later. She went to exaggerate the pain when she swallows. She exaggerated till her tears came out. Hey, let me give you a suggestion, next time, why don't you exaggerate till you pee? THAT would be FUNNY! And because of the 'tears', the teacher had to specially go and find lozenges for her. So when we were in the hotel room waiting for the lozenges I told her that I wanted to go and bathe first. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

M: I want to bathe first.

Y: No, I bathe first.

M: WHY?!

Y: Because I can rest early if I bathe first what..

WHAT THE HELL?! IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO REST LATE JUST BECAUSE OF HER!! AND I'M THE ONE WAKING UP EARLY TOO! I SHOULD REST EARLY INSTEAD OF HER SINCE I WAKE UP SO DARN EARLY EVERY MORNING AND WASTE MY TIME WAKING HER UP! I SHOULD JUST LET HER SLEEP TILL THE MORNING CALL. NOt my business when you have to rush later, madam. In the end, yes, I ended up collecting her freaking LOZENGES for her and being her personal maid yet again. I'm never going to be her room mate EVER AGAIN FOR ANYTHING!

Few Days Later....

SHE PASSED ME HER STUPID SORE THROAT.

We went to Yaxiu Wholesale Complex to shop. YKW bought....

RED BEAN ICE CREAM

SUPER EWWWW MAX?!?!?!

red bean lovers, sorry if I have offended you.

ANYWAY, after she bought, she 'realised' that she shouldn't have bought because...

Y: Aiyah. Why I buy. Now wait I eat then teacher scold me.

M: *thinking* not my problem*

Y: Eh! Why don't you help me eat?

M: *coughed and almost puked*

M: WHAT THE HELL?

Y: Take it that I am returning you the money which I used to sms and call my parents.

M: ORH! OKAY!

I still hate red bean. I WANT HER TO RETURN ANYTHING.

It was yucky.

So in the end I ate some and whenever I wanted to give her back the whole damn ice cream she would say that the teacher is coming, wait scold her for eating ice cream.

AHEM, IF YOU READ THE TOP, I HAD THE SORE THROAT WHILE EATING THIS ICE CREAM.

It got worse after that. All because of.....YKW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM ACTUALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHATS THE IRRITATING POINTS IN THIS REAL LIFE STORY?

• She treated me like her dustbin by asking me to eat her ice cream.
• She keeps thinking that her sore throat hasn't healed and she can't eat or drink anything except normal food and mineral water.

Then after we returned to hotel we went out again to explore the shops around the hotel area. There was this bakery thing. We went in. YKW WANTED ME TO BUY(AS IN ME, SPENDING MY MONEY, NOT HER) this Jelly Pearl Milk Tea thing so we could share. Excuse me, even if I bought it, I'm not going to share with you. Anyway, the milk tea was sold out, so I bought this Chocolate Q Milk thing. And still, YKW wanted to drink that too.

Y: Eh, can I drink also?

M: no

Y: Then later if you cannot finish can give me?

M: Suuuuuuuuuuuure!

Y: Eh wait! Don't give me when teacher looking. Wait she scold me for drinking chocolate milk.

M: YOU WANT OR NOT?!?!

Y: Ya. AND YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT RITE?

Yay! Finally she's my dustbin. Yeah she drank it in the end. But guess what, I didn't get 4 yuan. The milk thing costs 8 yuan. She drank half. She did not pay me 4 yuan. Either she forgot(which is impossible) Or she pretends she forgot(which could be possible) or....she doesn't care( 99.9% possible). Haiyah I totally hate her ' teacher scold me ' attitude. Stop rubbing your sickness in my face, can or not? Argggghh, and the shouting part. Hey, I didn't shout! I just spoke in a louder voice. You want me to shout? Sureeee. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

How? Loud or not?

To be continued......

Next part will be about Ice Cream too

Whenever I take out my camera, she assumes that I am going to edit or doodle on the photos I took. So, she will automatically ask me if I am going to 'vandalise' my photos. Hey! Just because I take out my camera doesn't mean that I am going to doodle on my photos okay! I just want to delete photos, cannot? Then if I am going to doodle or edit the photos, she will ask if she can do it. And the bad thing is that, I cannot refuse! Know why? Cause if I do, she will use her WPI voice.

Which is: Whiny, Pesky and Irritating.[Credits here to Diary of Amos Lee for the WPI thing]

Then if I just say "No" like that she will say I am very bad and I don't let her 'vandalise'. Then if I ignore her 'very bad' comments, she will just keep pestering me. If not, then she will go and play with Christal and make me jealous, which I won't be, because whenever she does that I will just take out my phone and record whatever annoying things she did to me in my phone so I can blog about it later on.

When we went to Summer Palace I took a picture of Christal in the souvenir shop through the glass wall then I showed Christal later on. YKW went to see and asked where I took that picture.

Y: YKW, M: Me

Y: Where you take one?

M: The shop just now

Y: You mean the Great Wall shop arh?

M: Noooo, it's the shop down there where we were waiting just now la!

Y: Chehh..next time just say clearly la! And you don't have to shout right?!

M: Aiyah then don't ask me la

Y: *IMITATING MY VOICE AND SAYING THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE* aiyah, then don't ask me la!

M: *Started Talking To Christal*

Y: You think I can read your mind ah? Don't think you so smart!

Walao! You know what JUST NOW means? JUST NOW means a few minutes ago. WHEN DID WE GO TO THE GREAT WALL? AN HOUR AGO. WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! And I didn't shout. I just went to raise my voice ABIT ONLY cause she couldn't hear. I AM ALREADY TELLING YOU VERY CLEARLY, THE SHOP JUST NOW! AM I SUPPOSED TO MEMORISE EVERY SHOP NAME SO I CAN TELL HER WHEN SHE ASKS?

I don't think ANYONE would be bothered to memorize shop names. Plain wasting time.

Anyway, SINCE WHEN DID I SAY I WAS SMART?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED SAYING THAT I THINK I SMART. I think the person who thinks she is smart is you.

To be continued.....

Brace yourself, next part is going to be longer than this one

When we reached the restaurant there was not enough seats so me and YKW were seatless. So teacher asked me to sit in this one empty seat. So I sat down. So YKW was still seatless. She told me that I was very unfair because I never let her sit. Eh, I ask you, are you a queen or a princess? Are you? You're not. So why should I let you sit? You were slow, you didn't sit. So I sit! What's your problem? Must I give in to you every time? Must I let you sit on every empty seat I find? Go find your own, for goodness sakes'. The teacher is right beside you, you can tell her! What's your PROBLEM? SERIOUSLY?! IF YOU WANT THE DAMN SEAT THEN JUST GO AND FIND YOUR OWN SEAT! YOU ARE NOT A PRINCESS SO PEOPLE DONT NEED TO FIND SEATS FOR YOU, OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK CLEARLY I AM SURE YOU WILL FIND AT LEAST HALF A SEAT! After that they added one more chair to the table I was sitting at and YKW sat there. YKW thought that I didn't hear her ' unfair ' comment, so she wanted to sit next to me because she thinks that I am not pissed off. Er, I give you a suggestion, next time, be happy with whatever seat you have and stop sitting next to me, ok?

After lunch when we were back in the bus, I took out my notebook and Christal and me continued doing the book(that could be published). We were doing a games page in the book and so we wrote the things you were supposed to say for "Apple on the stage ". Christal read out the words and I wrote it down. Then YKW wanted to write our version, which is called "Apple on the Tree". We didn't let her at first because Christal wanted to write and since it's my notebook, I let Christal write. Then YKW went to claim that the notebook also belongs to her. Hey! SINCE WHEN DID IT BELONG TO YOU? I BOUGHT THIS NOTEBOOK! ME! ITS MINE! SINCE WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT IT ALSO BELONGS TO YOU?! I DON'T RECALL MYSELF TELLING YOU THAT THE NOTEBOOK BELONGS TO YOU! JUST BECAUSE THE NOTEBOOK IS ABOUT OUR GROUP WITH CHLOE AND EVANGELINE IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT ALSO BELONGS TO YOU! IT BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY, GOT THAT?!

So she kept on complaining and complaining until we just let her write. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! YKW COMPLAINED AGAIN! SHE COMPLAINED THAT WE WERE NOT HELPING HER AND TELLING HER WHAT TO WRITE! HELLO, MAY I TELL YOU THAT, WE ALREADY LET YOU WRITE, THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH, AND NOW YOU STILL WANT US TO HELP YOU? DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO WRITE! So, I told her," You already know what to write what." And she went to say that just now I also knew what to write but Christal still helped me. Then I said," That's because she wanted to help me". YKW shut up for about a minute but after that she went to throw the notebook at me, throw the pen, and say

"Since you both such good friends and don't want me to join then fine! Happy?" I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT I AM SUPER EXTREMELY HAPPY AND GLAD WHEN YKW WENT TO SNATCH THE NOTEBOOK AND PEN AWAY AND STARTED WRITING AGAIN! HELLO, KNOCK KNOCK, SINCE WHEN DID I SAY THAT YOU WERE INCLUDED AGAIN? YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO LEAVE SO, FINE, LEAVE! AND THEN YOU GO AND JOIN YOURSELF IN AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEN LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK. WHY? JEALOUS RITE? I BET YOU SCARED THAT WHEN YOU LEAVE ME AND CHRISTAL WILL BECOME GOOD FRIENDS AND DO THE NOTEBOOK TOGETHER WITHOUT YOU THATS WHY YOU WENT TO PICK IT UP AGAIN. EH, I REPEAT ONCE MORE, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO LEAVE SO WHY DID YOU JOIN YOURSELF IN AGAIN? WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOU BETTER NOT JOIN IN UNLESS SOMEONE SAYS YOU CAN! Heard that?

After we were done brushing our teeth, the teacher knocked on the door and then we went outside to queue up. Then when we were lining up the teacher asked who was staying in Room ***(my room number, not telling you). So you-know-who raised up her hand and because I was talking to Natalene or somebody I didn't hear (simple mistake) so I didn't raise up my hand. So after that I told YKW(you know who) that there was an angmoh(I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE CAUCASIAN OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT OKAY!) in the room opposite ours and then she go and sarcastically laugh then say," You want to stay outside the room tonight arh, you don't want to sleep inside ah?" Then I just ignored her. But I was thinking that if she ever dares to lock me out I will go and ring xu lao shi's doorbell and tell her everything.

After breakfast we were lining up outside the hotel toilet for those who needed to go and pee. I was talking to Primalia and standing near her while talking. So YKW went to assume(agaaain) that I didn't want to be her partner just because I was talking to somebody else. Then I continued talking and she said," Really arh, you don't want to be room mates already ah!" Which sort of 'forced' me to go over and partner her. Super irritating! Can't I just talk to other people when I have free time? Do you have no friends or something? I bet you have loads of friends. So go and talk to them la! Why must bother me to go and partner you when there is still so many people who have not come out of the toilet! I have already talked to you and partnered you in school and many many times here and I just want to talk to other people and you don't let me! How unreasonable is that? Do I ever say anything when you talk to other people? No! So since I didn't do anything of the sort, then why must you interrupt my social life? I just want to speak to other friends, is there a problem with that?!

To be continued.......

The next part's going to be really irritating, wanna read it? The post is available now!

WARNING: please start reading this series from the I Hate You trailer then continue reading until the last part of the series.

She assumed that I wouldn't wipe the toothpasty water off the mirror just because I was brushing my teeth. Then whenever I am doing something and don't do what she asks me to do yet, she will again, assume that I ignored her. So when she uses her bad assumation(which is a word I made up) to assume things that she doesn't even know, she will always treat me like her personal PUNCHING BAG. She boxed me and used one finger and pushed my head to the side like I am an idiot or something. Then whenever I just tap her she will say," Aiyah you want to say anything then just say la don't need to hit me right!" But now I didn't complain, and she still treat me like a punching bag.

Then because everyday when we return to the hotel I will take out my chargers bag and put on the table then charge my camera and phone. Then because the charger bag is crumpled it makes the table look messy although it is very neat. Then just because of that charger bag crumpled thing she go tell Christal Poon(which is my new friend :D) that she is neat and tidy not like "that girl" (me) who is making the table messy. But she is the one who is putting her clothes on the table, making it messy and she still has the nerve to blame me!

To be continued...........

Dying to know what happened next? Look at the next post!

WARNING: PLEASE READ THE SERIES TRAILER BEFORE READING THIS.

I had to wake her up just because my phone had an alarm and hers didn't. So I have to wake up early just to wake her up. Waking her up is totally the last thing I would do in the world. But now I had no choice. Because if I don't wake her up, and we wake up when we get the morning call, there will be no time to shower, brush teeth, pack luggage properly, etc.

Then because the previous night we were eating the biscuits she brought to China, the empty biscuit wrapper was on the bedside table and nobody threw it away. Then while I was combing my hair, she said:

"Walao can you throw away the biscuit wrapper you wake up early still don't throw!"

Then she went to throw it away. Wahlao, may I ask, whose biscuits are those? YOURS. So by right you should throw the biscuit wrapper away yourself, which you didn't want to do but did in the end because I wouldn't do it.

It doesn't mean that just because I wake up first I have to be your personal maid and throw away your things for you. If you were me, would you throw it away? No. So if you wouldn't do it if you were in my shoes, then stop complaining about other people.

Then the previous day we were too slow and the teacher came to take us down for breakfast when we were just about to brush our teeth. So I still had leftover toothpaste on my toothbrush the next day. I wanted to wash it away but the hotel tap water not consumable so I had to use mineral water to wash the toothpaste away. Then while I was washing it, some toothpasty water flew onto the mirror so there were little drops of toothpasty water on the mirror. Then she claimed that it was my fault because I go and rub until so hard until the toothpasty water flew onto the mirror. Hello, is there any other way to not let the toothpasty water fly onto the mirror when the mirror is only 15cm in front of you and you need to scrub your toothbrush? So anyway since she claimed that it was my fault I had to go and be her personal maid again and wipe it up.

I wanted to brush my teeth first then wipe it up but she assumed that I just wouldn't wipe it up.

To be continued.....

Please read Part 2 and all the other parts for the full story.

(Dated June 2010)
(P.S. all of the other I hate you series parts are all dated June 2010)

YO, WASSUP, PEOPLE!

I have been gone for a week and now I am finally back in Singapore! But, you know what, I didn't have as much fun as I thought I would have. Wanna know why? Because somebody spoiled my whole trip. Wanna know who? SOMEONE

I shall direct this whole series to her.

But this is only the trailer! The series will be up after I finish completing this post.

And the post shall finish now.

(Dated June 2010)

Okay, now I'm going to post all the interesting posts(as in, the posts I find interesting) from my previous blog to here. So, there'll be a truckload of posts.




This post is to all the people who read my previous blog (I don't really think ANYBODY reads my blog. My counter says 8 people, but that's the PAGE VIEWS, so I can go to my blog 100000 times but they'll know it's still me)

Before we set off for camp we had a Personal Grooming Workshop that rocked the house down! Hehe sorry I'm trying to talk weirdly. The instructor's name was Gina or something. Yeah. She taught us how to sit, stand and have style and grace. Then she also taught us how to apply facial wash, how to see whether you have dirt on your face, this and that and this and that. Ladylike stuff. Then she gave us some cream thing and you have to get into pairs. One person will be the beautician and the other person will be the model. The beautician gets the cream and then applies it on the face of the model. I was the beautician and I did circular motion stuff on Model. Fun la. Then we took our sleeping bags, our camping bags and did the thing they always do on chinese shows. You know the type of the people go on holiday, then before they go they will always say," Wo men Chu fa le!" Yeah that's what we did. I thought the place(MOE Changi Coast Adventure Centre) would be quite far away from our school but noooo! Actually it was quite near. Ok I'm lazy. Update next time.




WARNING! BEFORE PROCEEDING, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU SEE A POST TITLED I HATE YOU SERIES TRAILER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE READING THIS OR ANY OF THE OTHER PARTS!

This day was the day which I had a short argument with her. Since most hotels give you the hotel notepaper or something we had to tear off one piece for each person then write which place you liked best and which place you disliked the most. YKW wanted to do it TOGETHER. Halfway through when I was thinking what reasons to put for my What I Like YKW wanted to go and repack her luggage.

Y: Eh wait, I want to go and repack my luggage now.

M: K lor.

Y: Don't do yet! Wait for me!

M: -sighs-

Y: OEI! CAN YOU CLEAR UP THE TABLE OR NOT! SO MESSY! I THINK YOUR CAMERA CHARGE FINISH ALREADY, CAN YOU TAKE IT OUT AND PACK IT IN YOUR LUGGAGE?

M: *continues doing the what i like what i dislike thing*

Y: OEI! I AM TALKING TO YOU!

Y: *pushes my head to the side like I'm an idiot*

M: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Y: Can you at least answer my question?!?!

M: OI, I'm busy now, I cannot multitask and answer your question!

Y: YAH but at least you can just say 'okay' or something right?!

M: *sighs* OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!(draggy voice)

Y: You say it like I'm very irritating like that!

M: 'Cuz you are.

-Y CRIES, HOPING TO WIN SYMPATHY FROM ME-

-M DOESN'T CARE! CONTINUES WRITING-

Y: Am I really very irritating?(in a crycry voice)

M: Ya.

Y: It's because I want you to just answer my question!!!

M: EH, SOMETIMES I AM BUSY, I DONT WANT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!

Y: Then just say OK la!

M: You not so important, why must I answer your questions even when I am very busy?

Y: *SPEECHLESS*

-Y PLOPS HERSELF ON MY BED AND CONTINUES WRITING-

-M FEELS LIKE ASKING HER TO GET OFF-

-Y IS A KPO AND WANTS TO SEE WHAT M WRITES-

Y: Show me what you write.

M: NO! I'm NOT FINISHED!

Y: At least just show me now!

-M FOLDS THE PAPER A BIT-

Y: Why I cannot see?

M: BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FINISH!

Y: What you haven't finish?

M: THE what I dislike la!

-Y starts playing the nice guy, using her actions to hint to me that I'm mean for shouting at her-

Y: Give me the itinerary, I give you suggestions!

-Y DID NOT ASK FOR PERMISSION, GRABS THE ITINERARY(which belongs to me)-

Y: Write Qianmen Ancient Street la!

M: Ah, good, then what reason?

Y: You got nothing to buy there.

M: Ok.

-M WRITES-

Y: Now since you finish already, show me.

-Y snatches my paper away-

Y: You write the 'buy' like 'bug'

M: So?

Y: Its like I had nothing to bug.

M: I don't care.

Note: The multitask thing was fake. I can multitask, I just can't be bothered to answer her stupid question.

Seriously man...do you have the same camera brand? You don't! So stop acting smart and telling me when the camera has finished charging. You only saw this camera when I brought it. So how can you be so familiar? How you know when it stops charging? Its something like telling me:

Eh, you poo finish already!

How would you know? So if you don't know, then stop acting smart.

The End of I Hate You Series

When we went to Qianmen Ancient Street there was a McDonalds there and we could go in to buy ICE CREAM! We could buy sundae and mcflurry.

M: Eh, what you buying?

Y: SUNDAE LAH!!!

M: You not buying Mcflurry ar?

Y: *sighs damn loudly* MC..FLURRY..CANNOT..BUY!!!!!

Suddenly teacher was talking and we heard something about mcflurry can buy or something.

M: There! Can!

Y: HOW I KNOW?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Walao! Last time you went to 'THERE!' me I didn't say anything then now I give you a taste of your own medicine and yet you still make noise about it when I didn't!!

To be continued......

The next part will be the final part for this series.

On Tuesday she had some type of sore throat which I had a few days later. She went to exaggerate the pain when she swallows. She exaggerated till her tears came out. Hey, let me give you a suggestion, next time, why don't you exaggerate till you pee? THAT would be FUNNY! And because of the 'tears', the teacher had to specially go and find lozenges for her. So when we were in the hotel room waiting for the lozenges I told her that I wanted to go and bathe first. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

M: I want to bathe first.

Y: No, I bathe first.

M: WHY?!

Y: Because I can rest early if I bathe first what..

WHAT THE HELL?! IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO REST LATE JUST BECAUSE OF HER!! AND I'M THE ONE WAKING UP EARLY TOO! I SHOULD REST EARLY INSTEAD OF HER SINCE I WAKE UP SO DARN EARLY EVERY MORNING AND WASTE MY TIME WAKING HER UP! I SHOULD JUST LET HER SLEEP TILL THE MORNING CALL. NOt my business when you have to rush later, madam. In the end, yes, I ended up collecting her freaking LOZENGES for her and being her personal maid yet again. I'm never going to be her room mate EVER AGAIN FOR ANYTHING!

Few Days Later....

SHE PASSED ME HER STUPID SORE THROAT.

We went to Yaxiu Wholesale Complex to shop. YKW bought....

RED BEAN ICE CREAM

SUPER EWWWW MAX?!?!?!

red bean lovers, sorry if I have offended you.

ANYWAY, after she bought, she 'realised' that she shouldn't have bought because...

Y: Aiyah. Why I buy. Now wait I eat then teacher scold me.

M: *thinking* not my problem*

Y: Eh! Why don't you help me eat?

M: *coughed and almost puked*

M: WHAT THE HELL?

Y: Take it that I am returning you the money which I used to sms and call my parents.

M: ORH! OKAY!

I still hate red bean. I WANT HER TO RETURN ANYTHING.

It was yucky.

So in the end I ate some and whenever I wanted to give her back the whole damn ice cream she would say that the teacher is coming, wait scold her for eating ice cream.

AHEM, IF YOU READ THE TOP, I HAD THE SORE THROAT WHILE EATING THIS ICE CREAM.

It got worse after that. All because of.....YKW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM ACTUALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHATS THE IRRITATING POINTS IN THIS REAL LIFE STORY?

• She treated me like her dustbin by asking me to eat her ice cream.
• She keeps thinking that her sore throat hasn't healed and she can't eat or drink anything except normal food and mineral water.

Then after we returned to hotel we went out again to explore the shops around the hotel area. There was this bakery thing. We went in. YKW WANTED ME TO BUY(AS IN ME, SPENDING MY MONEY, NOT HER) this Jelly Pearl Milk Tea thing so we could share. Excuse me, even if I bought it, I'm not going to share with you. Anyway, the milk tea was sold out, so I bought this Chocolate Q Milk thing. And still, YKW wanted to drink that too.

Y: Eh, can I drink also?

M: no

Y: Then later if you cannot finish can give me?

M: Suuuuuuuuuuuure!

Y: Eh wait! Don't give me when teacher looking. Wait she scold me for drinking chocolate milk.

M: YOU WANT OR NOT?!?!

Y: Ya. AND YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT RITE?

Yay! Finally she's my dustbin. Yeah she drank it in the end. But guess what, I didn't get 4 yuan. The milk thing costs 8 yuan. She drank half. She did not pay me 4 yuan. Either she forgot(which is impossible) Or she pretends she forgot(which could be possible) or....she doesn't care( 99.9% possible). Haiyah I totally hate her ' teacher scold me ' attitude. Stop rubbing your sickness in my face, can or not? Argggghh, and the shouting part. Hey, I didn't shout! I just spoke in a louder voice. You want me to shout? Sureeee. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

How? Loud or not?

To be continued......

Next part will be about Ice Cream too

Whenever I take out my camera, she assumes that I am going to edit or doodle on the photos I took. So, she will automatically ask me if I am going to 'vandalise' my photos. Hey! Just because I take out my camera doesn't mean that I am going to doodle on my photos okay! I just want to delete photos, cannot? Then if I am going to doodle or edit the photos, she will ask if she can do it. And the bad thing is that, I cannot refuse! Know why? Cause if I do, she will use her WPI voice.

Which is: Whiny, Pesky and Irritating.[Credits here to Diary of Amos Lee for the WPI thing]

Then if I just say "No" like that she will say I am very bad and I don't let her 'vandalise'. Then if I ignore her 'very bad' comments, she will just keep pestering me. If not, then she will go and play with Christal and make me jealous, which I won't be, because whenever she does that I will just take out my phone and record whatever annoying things she did to me in my phone so I can blog about it later on.

When we went to Summer Palace I took a picture of Christal in the souvenir shop through the glass wall then I showed Christal later on. YKW went to see and asked where I took that picture.

Y: YKW, M: Me

Y: Where you take one?

M: The shop just now

Y: You mean the Great Wall shop arh?

M: Noooo, it's the shop down there where we were waiting just now la!

Y: Chehh..next time just say clearly la! And you don't have to shout right?!

M: Aiyah then don't ask me la

Y: *IMITATING MY VOICE AND SAYING THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE* aiyah, then don't ask me la!

M: *Started Talking To Christal*

Y: You think I can read your mind ah? Don't think you so smart!

Walao! You know what JUST NOW means? JUST NOW means a few minutes ago. WHEN DID WE GO TO THE GREAT WALL? AN HOUR AGO. WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! And I didn't shout. I just went to raise my voice ABIT ONLY cause she couldn't hear. I AM ALREADY TELLING YOU VERY CLEARLY, THE SHOP JUST NOW! AM I SUPPOSED TO MEMORISE EVERY SHOP NAME SO I CAN TELL HER WHEN SHE ASKS?

I don't think ANYONE would be bothered to memorize shop names. Plain wasting time.

Anyway, SINCE WHEN DID I SAY I WAS SMART?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED SAYING THAT I THINK I SMART. I think the person who thinks she is smart is you.

To be continued.....

Brace yourself, next part is going to be longer than this one

When we reached the restaurant there was not enough seats so me and YKW were seatless. So teacher asked me to sit in this one empty seat. So I sat down. So YKW was still seatless. She told me that I was very unfair because I never let her sit. Eh, I ask you, are you a queen or a princess? Are you? You're not. So why should I let you sit? You were slow, you didn't sit. So I sit! What's your problem? Must I give in to you every time? Must I let you sit on every empty seat I find? Go find your own, for goodness sakes'. The teacher is right beside you, you can tell her! What's your PROBLEM? SERIOUSLY?! IF YOU WANT THE DAMN SEAT THEN JUST GO AND FIND YOUR OWN SEAT! YOU ARE NOT A PRINCESS SO PEOPLE DONT NEED TO FIND SEATS FOR YOU, OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK CLEARLY I AM SURE YOU WILL FIND AT LEAST HALF A SEAT! After that they added one more chair to the table I was sitting at and YKW sat there. YKW thought that I didn't hear her ' unfair ' comment, so she wanted to sit next to me because she thinks that I am not pissed off. Er, I give you a suggestion, next time, be happy with whatever seat you have and stop sitting next to me, ok?

After lunch when we were back in the bus, I took out my notebook and Christal and me continued doing the book(that could be published). We were doing a games page in the book and so we wrote the things you were supposed to say for "Apple on the stage ". Christal read out the words and I wrote it down. Then YKW wanted to write our version, which is called "Apple on the Tree". We didn't let her at first because Christal wanted to write and since it's my notebook, I let Christal write. Then YKW went to claim that the notebook also belongs to her. Hey! SINCE WHEN DID IT BELONG TO YOU? I BOUGHT THIS NOTEBOOK! ME! ITS MINE! SINCE WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT IT ALSO BELONGS TO YOU?! I DON'T RECALL MYSELF TELLING YOU THAT THE NOTEBOOK BELONGS TO YOU! JUST BECAUSE THE NOTEBOOK IS ABOUT OUR GROUP WITH CHLOE AND EVANGELINE IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT ALSO BELONGS TO YOU! IT BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY, GOT THAT?!

So she kept on complaining and complaining until we just let her write. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! YKW COMPLAINED AGAIN! SHE COMPLAINED THAT WE WERE NOT HELPING HER AND TELLING HER WHAT TO WRITE! HELLO, MAY I TELL YOU THAT, WE ALREADY LET YOU WRITE, THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH, AND NOW YOU STILL WANT US TO HELP YOU? DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO WRITE! So, I told her," You already know what to write what." And she went to say that just now I also knew what to write but Christal still helped me. Then I said," That's because she wanted to help me". YKW shut up for about a minute but after that she went to throw the notebook at me, throw the pen, and say

"Since you both such good friends and don't want me to join then fine! Happy?" I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT I AM SUPER EXTREMELY HAPPY AND GLAD WHEN YKW WENT TO SNATCH THE NOTEBOOK AND PEN AWAY AND STARTED WRITING AGAIN! HELLO, KNOCK KNOCK, SINCE WHEN DID I SAY THAT YOU WERE INCLUDED AGAIN? YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO LEAVE SO, FINE, LEAVE! AND THEN YOU GO AND JOIN YOURSELF IN AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEN LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK. WHY? JEALOUS RITE? I BET YOU SCARED THAT WHEN YOU LEAVE ME AND CHRISTAL WILL BECOME GOOD FRIENDS AND DO THE NOTEBOOK TOGETHER WITHOUT YOU THATS WHY YOU WENT TO PICK IT UP AGAIN. EH, I REPEAT ONCE MORE, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO LEAVE SO WHY DID YOU JOIN YOURSELF IN AGAIN? WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOU BETTER NOT JOIN IN UNLESS SOMEONE SAYS YOU CAN! Heard that?

After we were done brushing our teeth, the teacher knocked on the door and then we went outside to queue up. Then when we were lining up the teacher asked who was staying in Room ***(my room number, not telling you). So you-know-who raised up her hand and because I was talking to Natalene or somebody I didn't hear (simple mistake) so I didn't raise up my hand. So after that I told YKW(you know who) that there was an angmoh(I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE CAUCASIAN OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT OKAY!) in the room opposite ours and then she go and sarcastically laugh then say," You want to stay outside the room tonight arh, you don't want to sleep inside ah?" Then I just ignored her. But I was thinking that if she ever dares to lock me out I will go and ring xu lao shi's doorbell and tell her everything.

After breakfast we were lining up outside the hotel toilet for those who needed to go and pee. I was talking to Primalia and standing near her while talking. So YKW went to assume(agaaain) that I didn't want to be her partner just because I was talking to somebody else. Then I continued talking and she said," Really arh, you don't want to be room mates already ah!" Which sort of 'forced' me to go over and partner her. Super irritating! Can't I just talk to other people when I have free time? Do you have no friends or something? I bet you have loads of friends. So go and talk to them la! Why must bother me to go and partner you when there is still so many people who have not come out of the toilet! I have already talked to you and partnered you in school and many many times here and I just want to talk to other people and you don't let me! How unreasonable is that? Do I ever say anything when you talk to other people? No! So since I didn't do anything of the sort, then why must you interrupt my social life? I just want to speak to other friends, is there a problem with that?!

To be continued.......

The next part's going to be really irritating, wanna read it? The post is available now!

WARNING: please start reading this series from the I Hate You trailer then continue reading until the last part of the series.

She assumed that I wouldn't wipe the toothpasty water off the mirror just because I was brushing my teeth. Then whenever I am doing something and don't do what she asks me to do yet, she will again, assume that I ignored her. So when she uses her bad assumation(which is a word I made up) to assume things that she doesn't even know, she will always treat me like her personal PUNCHING BAG. She boxed me and used one finger and pushed my head to the side like I am an idiot or something. Then whenever I just tap her she will say," Aiyah you want to say anything then just say la don't need to hit me right!" But now I didn't complain, and she still treat me like a punching bag.

Then because everyday when we return to the hotel I will take out my chargers bag and put on the table then charge my camera and phone. Then because the charger bag is crumpled it makes the table look messy although it is very neat. Then just because of that charger bag crumpled thing she go tell Christal Poon(which is my new friend :D) that she is neat and tidy not like "that girl" (me) who is making the table messy. But she is the one who is putting her clothes on the table, making it messy and she still has the nerve to blame me!

To be continued...........

Dying to know what happened next? Look at the next post!

WARNING: PLEASE READ THE SERIES TRAILER BEFORE READING THIS.

I had to wake her up just because my phone had an alarm and hers didn't. So I have to wake up early just to wake her up. Waking her up is totally the last thing I would do in the world. But now I had no choice. Because if I don't wake her up, and we wake up when we get the morning call, there will be no time to shower, brush teeth, pack luggage properly, etc.

Then because the previous night we were eating the biscuits she brought to China, the empty biscuit wrapper was on the bedside table and nobody threw it away. Then while I was combing my hair, she said:

"Walao can you throw away the biscuit wrapper you wake up early still don't throw!"

Then she went to throw it away. Wahlao, may I ask, whose biscuits are those? YOURS. So by right you should throw the biscuit wrapper away yourself, which you didn't want to do but did in the end because I wouldn't do it.

It doesn't mean that just because I wake up first I have to be your personal maid and throw away your things for you. If you were me, would you throw it away? No. So if you wouldn't do it if you were in my shoes, then stop complaining about other people.

Then the previous day we were too slow and the teacher came to take us down for breakfast when we were just about to brush our teeth. So I still had leftover toothpaste on my toothbrush the next day. I wanted to wash it away but the hotel tap water not consumable so I had to use mineral water to wash the toothpaste away. Then while I was washing it, some toothpasty water flew onto the mirror so there were little drops of toothpasty water on the mirror. Then she claimed that it was my fault because I go and rub until so hard until the toothpasty water flew onto the mirror. Hello, is there any other way to not let the toothpasty water fly onto the mirror when the mirror is only 15cm in front of you and you need to scrub your toothbrush? So anyway since she claimed that it was my fault I had to go and be her personal maid again and wipe it up.

I wanted to brush my teeth first then wipe it up but she assumed that I just wouldn't wipe it up.

To be continued.....

Please read Part 2 and all the other parts for the full story.

(Dated June 2010)
(P.S. all of the other I hate you series parts are all dated June 2010)

YO, WASSUP, PEOPLE!

I have been gone for a week and now I am finally back in Singapore! But, you know what, I didn't have as much fun as I thought I would have. Wanna know why? Because somebody spoiled my whole trip. Wanna know who? SOMEONE

I shall direct this whole series to her.

But this is only the trailer! The series will be up after I finish completing this post.

And the post shall finish now.

(Dated June 2010)

Okay, now I'm going to post all the interesting posts(as in, the posts I find interesting) from my previous blog to here. So, there'll be a truckload of posts.




This post is to all the people who read my previous blog (I don't really think ANYBODY reads my blog. My counter says 8 people, but that's the PAGE VIEWS, so I can go to my blog 100000 times but they'll know it's still me)